What If God Smoked Cannabis (NOT BY Weird Al Yankovic) :)
Depois de ouvir esta música 3 vezes ao longo da tarde, percebi o quanto ela realmente é engraçada...

And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story
Would you believe He had an eye infection
And yeah yeah
God looks baked
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tidy micro-bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone
When God made this place
In the beginning, did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah
God rolls great
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Do you 'spose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created both our homes
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bone...


UPDATE:

Recebi um email do fan clube do Weird All dizendo que esta música NÂO FOI feita por ele. No email inclusive dá para sentir que o pessoal do fan clube é meio chegado em defender o velho copyright. :)
Deem uma sacada:

<sup>From: Webmaster of Al-oholics Anonymous
To: daniel.carvalho@gmail.com
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 17:22:23 -0500
Subject: What If God Smoked Cannabis

Weird Al did NOT do this song.

From the FAQ at http://www.al-oholicsanonymous.com/faq

8. I found some song on Napster/Morpheus/KaZaA/etc that says it's by
Al. Is it really?

Added: 2/7/01

People tend to just assume anything funny is by "Weird Al", even
if it's really bad. Other people write parodies besides Al, but
since they're worthless nobodies, much like yourself, they don't
get the credit. The only TRUE way to tell if a song is by "Weird
Al" or not is to go out and buy all the CDs in Al's catalog.
Everything else, is just a wasted download.

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"Cannabis" was by Bob Rivers as demonstrated here
http://www.bobrivers.com/show/vault/alpha.asp?Var=W

Webmaster@Al-oholicsAnonymous.com
Feeding your addiction for "Weird Al" since 1994
http://www.al-oholicsanonymous.com</sup>

É isso aí pe-pessoal :)