Jay Leno é algo como um Jô Soares americano. É igualmente imbecil e reacionário, mas de vez em quando a língua afiada dele (assim como a do gordo com cara de ovelhinha que temos aqui) acerta na mosca...



The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up.
Jay Leno

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
Jay Leno

We have an important decision to make now about who controls Iraq. You know, that's a critical question, because it's who we're going to be fighting in five to ten years.
Jay Leno

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush.
Jay Leno

It's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Hussein. I think just before Bush falls below 50 percent, that's when we'll be going.
Jay Leno

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
Jay Leno

Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?
Jay Leno


Tá. Eu tenho que tirar o chapéu para o cara...

Por outro lado, acho que estão precisando de um entrevistador gordo e bem humorado na França. Bem que o nosso gorducho podia se candidatar. É bem melhor ouvir entrevistadores reacionários falando merda no país dos outros, sobre os problemas dos outros... :)