Daniel Duende é escritor, brasiliense, e tradutor (talvez nesta ordem). Sofre de um grave vício em video-games do qual nunca quis se tratar, mas nas horas vagas de sobriedade tenta descobrir o que é ser um blogueiro. Outras de suas paixões são os jogos de interpretação e sua desorganizada coleção de quadrinhos. Vez por outra tira também umas fotografias, mas nunca gosta muito do resultado.

Duende é atualmente o Coordenador do Global Voices em Português, site responsável pela tradução do conteúdo do observatório blogosférico Global Voices Online, e vez por outra colabora com o Overmundo. Mantém atualmente dois blogues, o Novo Alriada Express e O Caderno do Cluracão, e alterna-se em gostar ora mais de um, ora mais de outro, mas ambos são filhos queridos. Tem também uma conta no flickr, um fotolog e uma gata branca que acredita que ele também seja um gato.

quinta-feira, 11 de dezembro de 2003

Dá pra acreditar num trem desses?

olha o email que eu recebo:

FROM BARR mustafa bello,
TEL NO 00228-9132515
LOME-TOGO.


ATTENTION:Dear Daniel Duende ,

I am contacting you for the claim of your late uncle
fund that was deposited with the union togolaise bank.
I must solicit your confidence in this claim,this is
by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential
and top Secret.
Though I know that contact of this magnitude will make
any one apprehensive and worried,but I am assuring you
that all will be well since i know everything
about your late uncle fund. I have decided to contact
you due to the urgency of this matter.
Let me start by introducing myself properly to you.I
am mustafa bello the Attorney to your late uncle
Engr.J.C Duende(Snr)an oil Merchant with the Federal
Government of lome-togo,until his death some years ago
in Kenya Air Bus (A310-300)Flight KQ430,Banked with
UNION BANK PLC,lome-togo and had a closing balance as
at the end of September, 2001 worth US$25,000,000.00(
twenty five Million United States Dollars).
The bank now expects the Next of Kin to come forward
as Beneficiary.
Efforts have been made by the Union togolaise Bank of
lome-togo to get in touch with any of the Deceased
Family or Relatives,but they have met with no
success.As the deceased being a foreigner,that was why
i decided to contact you so that you can put claim on
this.
Now the management under the influence of
the bank Chairman and Members of the Board of
directors,that arrangement has been made for the fund
to be declared "Unclaimed"In order to avert this
negative development, it is my duty to contact you
since your name was listed as the next of
kin to his properties.

All documents and proof to enable you get this fund
will be carefully worked out by me for this claim. I
have secured from the probate an order of Mandamus to
locate any of the deceased beneficiaries,and more so i
am assuring you that this claim is 100% risk free. Now
it is left for you deceide on what nyou will give as
my percentage for assisting you in this claim.
I hope to hear from you soon or call me immediately
you receive this mail on this phone no 00228-9132515.


Yours Sincerely,

BARRISTER Mustafa


fiquei até curioso pra saber qual a pegadinha disso. o que será que acontece quando alguém liga pra esse telefone?
lembro-me vagamente desses emails que comentam sobre herança e talz, mas não lembro onde li isso...

Bem, agora eu vou resolver o que tenho que resolver na rua.
fui.

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